her: you're really pushing your luck, you know.
me: erst kommt das fressen, dann kommt die moral.

i may have added a vindictive laugh in there somewhere.

i know. i'm a bastard.

but she liked it.

i'm the alpha. i'm the alpha. me.

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actually i just changed the colors and arrangement of the layout, but it's still basically the same. i figured it was time for a change seeing as i hadn't changed it since...well, ever. if anyone was wondering (or didn't already know), the image on my profile was painted by edvard munch, whom i am completely and totally gay for.

oh god, the pedantic lol!cultured post. but really. i enjoy surrealism. and i haven't exhibited any nerdness in a while. i've got my pretentious badge pastede on yay.

traumatic insemination is the mating practice of a few species of insects wherein the male pierces the female's abdomen with his genitals and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity. the most widely recorded example is that of cimex lectularius, the bed bug.

it is believed the practice of traumatic insemination may have evolved as a means for males to circumvent female mating resistance. in response to the costs of traumatic insemination, the females of many species have developed various forms of paragenitalia at the site of copulation, separate from the genital tract. this system reduces the trauma by providing a guide for the male's genitals which leads to the mesospermalege, from which the sperm migrate to the ovaries. the genital tract remains the means which the female lays fertilized eggs.

the practice of traumatic insemination is believed to be advantageous to the reproductive success of the male while at the same time imposing a cost on females which results in reduced lifespan and reproductive output. the successive woundings each require energy to heal, leaving less energy available for other activities. also, the wounds provide a possible point of infection, further reducing female lifespan.

whoa.

...anyone seen that movie slither?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i get to see nine inch nails again. and that is all i have to say about THAT.

i've been home sick the past couple of days, so i've taken the liberty of jacking shivawn's copy of volkerball to keep me entertained. and wow, i've got mad manlove for richard kruspe. i am completely and totally gay for the jacket he's wearing. he's got that whole metal stance down pretty good. anyway, it's a pretty impressive live performance. every time i think i've seen the best a live metal performance can get, there's always one that comes out that outdoes it. like, first you had cunning stunts with metallica, which was hardcore, and then nine inch nails came out with beside you in time, which impressed me more than i thought it would, and now volkerball is just kicking my ass. i can't even react because i'm too busy getting my shit kicked by the awesome.

or maybe it's just the meds.

have i mentioned that being sick owns me so hard that i revert to temporary insanity?

vomiting is good times.

so i'm thinking about going back to my old job. carino's is great and all, it just doesn't stay open as late as i'm used to, which means less booze crowd, which means less tips. the customers are great, and they're not as trashy or...dumb jock-oriented, but i actually miss working with people my own age. my old manager said she'd hire me back, so i think that's what i'm going to do.

also, shivawn gave me whatever it was she's been sick with for the past week, and my nose doesn't want to work. there is also a lovely ball of mucous lodged somewhere in my throat. THANKS SHIVAWN.

SHE'S MINE

serial adders are faggots.

or random middle aged old dudes are partcularly interested in me. which isn't improbable.

xxxxxxxxxx: haha I didnt know you were a ravenclaw prefect
deadinfrared: what the
xxxxxxxxxx: lol
deadinfrared: WHAT THE
deadinfrared: dude that doesn't even look like me
deadinfrared: since when are my eyes blue
deadinfrared: and i don't have a fucking snakebite what the fuck
deadinfrared: it's just on one side ONE SIDE GODAMMIT
xxxxxxxxxx: yah but look at the descriptions
deadinfrared: reading
xxxxxxxxxx: 'Casual with a hint of old school punk-rock.' 'Various t-shirts, band shirts, normal jeans' 'And yeah, he wears eyeliner. What's wrong with that?'
deadinfrared: oh jesus. see? see?! they're all clones. they're all trying to look like me.
xxxxxxxxxx: 'Quite, contemplative, and honest. He'll tell you the truth, even if he feels you don't want to hear it. Still, he's a good friend to keep by your side, because if he gets angry, he gets angry. He'll tell people how it is and yell if the need is. He's quirky and every now and then will pipe up with odd bits of information. In general, he gets along with most people. He's rather reserved but can break out of his shell now and then. And, on more than one occasion he's been known to be pretty playful.'
xxxxxxxxxx: thats so you
deadinfrared: oh is it now
deadinfrared: is that a good thing?
xxxxxxxxxx: yes definitely
deadinfrared: dude
deadinfrared: his name is fucking nolan weiss
deadinfrared: nicki krauss
deadinfrared: are we seeing a pattern here
deadinfrared: height is 5'8"
deadinfrared: hm let's see...WAIT A MINNIT BUT I'M FIVE-EIGHT
deadinfrared: 'doesn't have much muscle to him'
deadinfrared: wrong. i'm a swimmer. i'm toned. but then, i can see why they would need to eliminate a token feature so they don't look like they're, you know, COPYING AN ACTUAL PERSON
deadinfrared: what's the date on this post
xxxxxxxxxx: june 4 2007
deadinfrared: yep copycat
deadinfrared: goddammit they're fucking copying me GODDAMMIT ARGH AKLDJ;FLKASDFJADKJ
deadinfrared: this is getting old.
xxxxxxxxxx: fuckin' roleplayers
deadinfrared: where do you find these people, jesus
xxxxxxxxxx: ironically I was googling images of snakebite piercings so I could show a friend what it was
deadinfrared: of course.

seriously, what the fuck.

also, i have just seen the triplets of belleville and...okay. uh...okay. and that song will not get the hell out of my head.

so, i just realized that there are no memes in this journal. and this one's not lame, so...

stolen from silversolitaire

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so, uh...what does that say about where i'm from? interpret pls.